I wish I could just negotiate with the spiders in...
Me: Okay well I really hate killing you guys and I know that without you the world would be overrun with insects, so I love you and all, but I kind of really need to take a shower and I don't wanna drown you or have you panic and bite me.
Spider: No probs bro I'll just go hang around in that corner until you're done. By the way, your fan is getting really dirty, my cousin's been living in there and he's not so happy with the conditions.
Me: Oh that's okay I'll have it cleaned and just you can just tell him to move out until it's done.
Spider: Sure thing, man, I'll be over here until your shower's over.
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Much ado about MAE
I’m working on a post about Florence + The Machine, but I still don’t feel like I’ve listened to enough to really be able to deconstruct it. In lieu of that, I’m going to write about the band Mae. I can’t quite believe that I’ve written as many posts as I have and not even mentioned the band Mae. The name comes from a college course one of the members took...
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You know what's kind of beautiful?
timorleste: In French, you don’t really say, “I miss you.” You say, “Tu me manques,” which is closer to, “You are missing from me.” I love that. “You are missing from me.” You are a part of me, you are essential to my being. You are like a limb or an organ, or blood. I cannot function, without you. One of my favorite things about French.
Anonymous asked: Do you like Florence + The Machine? I'm just curious, as I love your blog!