Stuff I like (all)
Anonymous asked: will u marry me
What’s your credit score like?
Anonymous asked: Is the plural of "fuck you" "fuck yous" or "fucks you"?
It’s “fuck all yall.”
goodnight tumblr, I am feeling much better than I was earlier
partly because I had a kickass dinner
partly because a certain adorable doofus told...
So, I Just Got The Most Amazing Spam Email I'd Seen In A While Today...
Check out how long it takes to get to the actual scam, how it builds up, plus...
If slurs are “just words”, why do the words “you’re a racist” offend you so much?
Anonymous asked: Yo, while this isn't racist- is it okay for "feminists" to berate ALL hetero men for shit like rape and discrimination?
Yo, of course it’s fucking OK.
PS. If you’re mad about this, but not mad about the fucking rampant rape and discrimination in the fucking world,...
too much beer for sleepy but here one last thought for the night
I’ll say that again
han. leia. lando. threesome.
Anonymous asked: I all-capsed my friend the other day, and he asked me to stop because was "sensitive to shouting," and I said "MORE LIKE CASE SENSITIVE, THO!"
Boom, perfect joke.
“Olive Garden? That. Is. Not. Italian. Food. It may sound Italian, but so does chlamydia. That’s not any good, either.”